Around the world in 80 words: Treviso

This post has been inspired by the irritatingly funny SAHDandproud. He's come up with the brilliant idea of creating an alternative, online, user-generated travel book thingy – holiday guide 2.0 if you will – and, since he started it a few weeks ago, I've been meaning to join in. So here's my first foray into the world of citizen travel journalism; I give you my 80-word report on Treviso...

This lion statue looks pissed off. You would too if you lived in Treviso...

Described by various guide books as a 'little Venice', Treviso is no such thing. It's a bit turd really and there's hardly any chuffing water either. I wouldn't normally condone such things, but the graffiti on the insides of the pillars of the town hall provided the only interesting talking point of this ridiculously shit excursion. That and a bewildered looking statue of a lion. Thankfully, we went on a wine tasting trip on the way back and got pissed.